one direction: you don't know you're beautiful, that's what makes you beautiful.
me: I must be the prettiest bitch around.
I dont know why this is so funny →
ieatcannibalss: Copeland - You have my...
Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...– James Franco (via trauben)
boy: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt
boy: when you survived the abortion
2Pac: I'm not saying I will change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the mind that will change the world.
Eminem: You can do anything you set your mind to man.
Nas: Nothing comes easy, it takes much practice. Work at it and you'll be what you wanna be.
Kanye: Whatever doesn't kill me make's me stronger.
N.W.A.: It ain't all about wealth, just make a note to express yourself.
Andre 3000: Everyone with a demo-tape has a voice and something to say.
Lil Wayne: *Some bullshit metaphor that doesn't make sense and is autotuned*
Society: OMGzz Lil Wayne Izz Da ilLest RapPer EVER Tho!!11!!!11!!!
My dad bought me a Monster and some chicken soup.
I swear to God if perfect people exist my dad is one of them. I told him today I wanted to go shopping, too, so he’s going to take me out tomorrow, but only if I’m feeling better. Ugh. *coughs* I have so many giftcardddds, need, to spend.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?